Some Mad Shit

There’s some mad shit going on in here. Changes are aplenty. I’ve forgotten about the man and I don’t even care. Everything that has happened in the last four days is just what I needed.

Last Friday: Went to this party. Met a man. Went to this hipster club together, then went to bed with happy thoughts.

Worked all week. Met up with hipster a few times and got a little cuddly. Slowly realized that I didn’t really like him, and now I have to work all that shit out.

Thursday: Went shopping, blew $200 on some new clothes (I need to find my reciept, there’s one pair that’s to big…) (It looks like all I need is a photo ID then i’ll get store credit) I called Work and told then that I wouldn’t be in tomorrow because “I have pink eye in one eye and an eye infection in the other”. I am so awesome. Went over to the evil ones where he proceeded to be a freaking jerk, told him I wasn’t coming over on Easter and I don’t even care.

Friday: Hung out with hipster. Got even more cuddly. He wanted to get some weed and I was like, alright. We were going to go out, but we were too comfortable for any of that. At like 12, we met up with some of his friends who were drunk and stole sandwiches from 7-11.  Yum. We were driving around looking for weed then we picked some up and went to hipster’s house and smoked. Then I went home. Did not invite hipster to sleep over.

Saturday:  Hipster came over at about 6pm. Went to Jewel and got a ton of beer for a workmate’s going away party. Went to party, got drunk as hell. Got talking to a coworker who I’ve liked for a few months. We were talking about some serious stuff at work (his gf told him he was pregnant. I told him to ensure that she wasn’t making it up. I was right, she was.) Saw him at the party, talked a lot more. Hipster drove party boy, coworker and myself home. We got pulled over because he’s a retard. The cops asked him if he was sober he says, no. They ask my to drive and I said, “I cannot drive a stick.” They made my get out and hail a cab, but we drove home anyways. Idiot. Coworker texted me at like 4am. “Do you want to hook up?” Woah. I didn’t text him at 4am because the answer was, “I’ll be there is 15 minutes.” Hipster slept over. We got cuddly again, but I was too drunk to care.

Sunday: I spent Easter with my friend Andrea and her bf’s family. It was weird. But there was free food. After word, I texted coworker and told him to come over. nothing happened but he cheated at poker. It was funny I guess. But seriously. He used to be a 100 on my scale, but of course we talked, he’s a bullshitter and white-lied to me about a few things and not he’s an 80. WE’ll see where this goes.

Today: have to go back to work. Stinky wont be there. (I have a new TM who I told a few people that he stinks. He found out about it and now he knows. I’m going to use the denial technique.

God Speed.